I can’t even pretend to act like everything is normal when I write this post. Seeing the photos of our butts makes me laugh every time, because we tried to video each other biking, and both ended up off-roading into a swamp. If you’re lucky, we’ll post those videos. DISCLOSURE: Any and all casual glamour in our blogposts must be discredited, because it’s highly likely we did something absurd pre or post photo.
Now that I have ranted about how stupid we are, I can say we had an amazing trip. Nothing like combat boots in the sand Emily finally busted out her Alexander Wang white long-sleeve, and naturally I wandered the island boasting about my vintage Jack Daniels tee from Grit N Glory.
Needless to say we got no color, and still appear as ghostly vampires that live in a cave. But hey, at least we have photos to prove we went away.
Sorry. Even posting these photos is bragging. Needless to say we are soaking up some Vitamin D, enjoying some sand exfoliation, sipping on sweet wine, and keeping track of our sunsets with these gorgeous Glam Rock watches. (Ok, let’s not pretend we’re glitzy and glamorous… we’re also searching for gators, playing shuffleboard.. horribly, wardrobe malfunctioning on bikini beach runs, video-taping turtles eating grass, and so forth.) #WanderLust #Vacation